Conversation between woman in front of me at Walgreens and cashier:
Woman is buying some make-up and two bags of candy corn.
Cashier: This one been opened. (Points to hole in bag of candy corn.)
Woman: Oh really? Oh, just put them both back.
Cashier: You don’t want none?
Woman: No, just forget those. I don’t need them. My body will thank me later.
(Rummages in purse then points to wall behind cashier.) Four packs of those Camels, please.
Cashier: (Coming back to register laughing out loud.) You put the candy back and bought the cigarettes.